In 4 seconds

Mr Bingo likes drawing things and rapping and this is a website of some stuff that he’s done.

 

In 39 seconds

Mr Bingo was a commercial illustrator for 15 years, working regularly for clients such as The New Yorker, The Guardian, TIME, CH4, The Mighty Boosh & The New York Times. An archive of the thousands of illustrations from this period doesn’t exist online because he got bored once in a motorhome and deleted his entire portfolio website. You can see a small selection of work from this period here.

In 2015 he launched a Kickstarter to fund a book about his Hate Mail project. The campaign featured a rap video and a diverse selection of rewards including being trolled, having your washing up done, going on a date in Wetherspoons, being told to fuck off on Christmas Day and getting shitfaced on a train.

He decided around this period to never work for clients ever again and focus on being some sort of artist which he’s done ever since.

 

FAQs

Do you ever work for companies?

Not really.

I prefer to turn good ideas into personal projects rather than waste them on companies.

 

Ok, what about private commissions?

It’s worth asking… I’m always up for doing stuff, but only if I like you and I’m going to enjoy it.

If you asked me to design your wedding invite I’d tell you to fuck right off.

If you asked me to design a tattoo for you or something, I might be interested.

I’m a bit more likely to do stuff for people who spin a decent emotional story about being a dedicated fan for 10 years or are going through a really rough time. Like those acts who do better on The X-Factor because their mum died.

 

We want to collaborate with you, are you interested?

Again it’s always worth asking, but it’s pretty unlikely I’m afraid.
I have a constantly growing list of ideas that I don’t have enough time to complete before I die, so any new ‘offers’ (unless fucking incredible) go to the bottom of a list that will never be reached.

 

How d’you make a living?

I make things and sell them in my online shop, I sell things in Nelly Duff Gallery and sometimes I get paid to speak about what I do.

 

Why are you called Mr Bingo?

I played Bingo at Gala Bingo in Maidstone, Kent in 1998 and I won £141.26p and got the nickname Bingo.

I added the ‘Mr’ to it a few years later when I was pissed in a kitchen in Bath.

 

Sometimes you have an ‘out of office’ on saying you don’t reply to emails, is this really true?

Sort of. I do read almost every email I get, I just only reply to some of them.

The problem is I like making art, and if I’m replying to your email, I’m not making art, I’m pressing buttons on a keyboard.

If I reply to all my emails I just become a typing machine which is sort of a waste of time, right? That’s why I chose not to work in an office.

 

You seem arrogant, are you this annoying in real life?

No, I’m a charming sociopath. You’ll probably like me.

 

Why don’t you work for clients?

I prefer a life without deadlines, meetings, conference calls, shit briefs, amends, feedback, people telling you what to do, drawing other peoples ideas and dealing with stupid people.

 

Do you have an agent or manager?

No.

 

Can we pay you to come to our party?

Yes.

 

Will you ever release a full album of rap?

I don’t think so, no. Probably best to leave that to professional rappers.

 

How old are you?

Older than I look.

 

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A computer games designer. Stuff like this.

 

What are your favourite pens?

Pilot G-1 Gel Rollerball 0.7mm, Pilot DR Drawing Pen 0.1mm/0.2mm, Paper Mate Flair and Bic Cristal ballpoint (AKA the common biro).

 

I’d like to go on a date with you, how can I do this?

You can apply here.

 

Did you research the people that you sent Hate Mail to?

No.

 

Has anybody been offended by receiving one of your Hate Mails?

I don’t know.

 

Do you do Hate Mail anymore?

No, but I’ll go back to it when I’m desperate, like when ageing bands reform because they’re running out of money.

 

Did you go to art college?

Yep, I did a foundation course in art & design at KIAD, Maidstone (now UCA) then a BA Hons in Graphic Design at Bath School of Art & Design.

 

Have you ever had a proper job?

It depends on your definition of ‘proper job’ but I worked on the shop floor in Size? Covent Garden for 2 years and I sorted post into pigeon holes in this fucking tower for 8 months.

 

What are your favourite words to burp?

Uganda, submarine & Barack Obama.

 

Are you going to do another kickstarter?

I’ll never do one for the sake of it, but if I think of an idea for something that I can’t afford to fund myself, sure I’d give it another go.

 

Do you take on interns?

I never have a permanent position for an intern but I am sometimes looking for people to help out on short term projects. If you think this may be you, please get in touch here and I may contact you in the future if something comes up.

 

Do you have a blog?

No, but I’m pretty active on twitter and instagram.

 

What was your ‘big break’?

I never had one.

 

Do your mum and dad understand what you do?

They have a vague understanding of what I do but I don’t think they’ll ever understand how and why it works.

 

Are you a workaholic?

Well I spend most of my life creating things but I don’t really call it work.

 

What are you inspired by?

Fuck off, who cares.

 

How do you come up with ideas?

I don’t know.

 

Are you single?

Yes.

 

Why does this website constantly jump from first person to third person?

Mr Bingo doesn’t care.

 

Will you come and speak at our college/university?

Yep, I do this sometimes, you can contact me about it here.

 

Do you have any advice for students who want to get into illustration or art?

Make the work that you want to make, don’t follow trends, be honest, just get on with it, work harder than people who have normal jobs, only go for this as a career if you enjoy it, don’t expect instant success, don’t compare yourself to others, be competitive but not ruthless, ignore advice (sometimes), if you’re motivated by money get a proper job, don’t forget to have fun.

 

What is your real name?

Geoff Hand.

 

Are all of these answers honest?

One of the answers is a lie but the rest are all the truth.

 

Do you have any plans for the future

No.

 

Photo credit: Sam Piggott